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If you listen closely, you can hear the river whisper.

And what does the river say?

I'll tell you what the river says.

"And this bird you cannot change."

That's what this river says, you sonofabitch.

-Thank you, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service

A Cub's Nightmare

We don't like the man with the leather hands. He scares us.

Thank you, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service

Two haikus

I.
I, whitetail buck deer.
Chew clover and look around.
Then walk from the field.

II.
You, whitetail buck deer.
Chew clover and look around.
Not seeing my scope.

- Thank you, U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service

GRRRRR!

The fur says:

"I'M CUTE"

but the left eye (my left, not yours) says:

"I'M GIMPY."

-Thank you, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service